MAD TIGHT

lol, seen a girl on the bus pour half a can of coke on the seat next to her so no one could sit next to her

this guy was stood in the street alone painting his face with dulux paint 

this guy was stood in the street alone painting his face with dulux paint 

Accidentally typing the porn-site URL as your Facebook status 

(Source: pixelatedboobs)

me and tabi

me and tabi

my mind is like a plastic bag that corresponds to all those ads,

it sucks up all the rubbish, that is fed in through my ear

i eat Kleenex for breakfast and use soft hygienic weetabix to dry my tears